Post by Ayane on Jun 23, 2006 9:25:13 GMT -5
Yo Momma Jokes: (no offense, duh!)
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up [hahaha wtf!!!]
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" [LAME]
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now. [Um...]
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise [AHAHAHHA]
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone [LMAO MEAN]
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors [Um... hmm.]
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world [ROFLMAO, that one is funny]
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy [Heard it too many times.]
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! [Hmm.]
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! [ -,- ]
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" [ROFL]
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized [LMFAO OMG]
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway [O,o;]
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller [lol]
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets [>.>]
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too [XD]
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" [HAHA]
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! [Heard it too many times.]
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" [AHAHAHAH, i love 25 cent scales]
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
[um... why would she be on your face if she's so fat?]
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. [><]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. [um.]
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! [Oo;]
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! [lol.]
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! [um.]
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! [Oo;]
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! [rofl mean]
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... [um..]
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. [ROFL]
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! [><]
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! [Ew...]
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! [ LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! [Aw that's a low blow ;p]
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! [lol.]
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! [O,o;]
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! [LMAO WTF mean]
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! [AHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! [lol]
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! [um.]
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! [LMAO]
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! [AHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! [><]
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! [ew]
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! [lol]
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! [><]
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
[LMFAO mean]
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! [um.]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. [didn't they say this one already?]
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" [huh...]
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! [been said.]
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! [LOL, but said alreadyyyyy]
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th [yap.]
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too [lol]
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please [hm.]
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. [AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her [ hmph. almost offened there, lol ]
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. [lol]
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. [ROFLMAO]
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. [AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family [old.]
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. [ >< ]
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. [Oo]
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! [><]
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. [hm.]
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. [AHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. [gross.]
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. [rofl]
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. [><]
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! [XD]
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. [LOL k]
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. [lol]
(Source: http://www.ahajokes.com)
overall grade: B
Some funny, some stupid, some repeated -,- I laughed out loud at a bunch though!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up [hahaha wtf!!!]
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" [LAME]
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now. [Um...]
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise [AHAHAHHA]
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone [LMAO MEAN]
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors [Um... hmm.]
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world [ROFLMAO, that one is funny]
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy [Heard it too many times.]
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! [Hmm.]
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! [ -,- ]
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" [ROFL]
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized [LMFAO OMG]
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway [O,o;]
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller [lol]
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets [>.>]
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too [XD]
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" [HAHA]
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! [Heard it too many times.]
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" [AHAHAHAH, i love 25 cent scales]
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
[um... why would she be on your face if she's so fat?]
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. [><]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. [um.]
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! [Oo;]
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! [lol.]
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! [um.]
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! [Oo;]
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! [rofl mean]
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... [um..]
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. [ROFL]
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! [><]
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! [Ew...]
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! [ LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! [Aw that's a low blow ;p]
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! [lol.]
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! [O,o;]
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! [LMAO WTF mean]
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! [AHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! [lol]
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! [um.]
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! [LMAO]
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! [AHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! [><]
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! [ew]
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! [lol]
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! [><]
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
[LMFAO mean]
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! [um.]
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. [didn't they say this one already?]
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" [huh...]
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! [been said.]
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! [LOL, but said alreadyyyyy]
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th [yap.]
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too [lol]
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please [hm.]
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. [AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her [ hmph. almost offened there, lol ]
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. [lol]
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. [ROFLMAO]
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. [AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family [old.]
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. [ >< ]
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. [Oo]
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! [><]
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. [hm.]
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth [dumb.]
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. [LOL]
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. [AHAHAHAHA]
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. [gross.]
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. [LMFAO]
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. [rofl]
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. [><]
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" [lol]
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! [XD]
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. [LOL k]
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. [lol]
(Source: http://www.ahajokes.com)
overall grade: B
Some funny, some stupid, some repeated -,- I laughed out loud at a bunch though!